Oh Darn. :D

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I gave dishapeaches a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August rave3nw0lf and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1659 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, compost75

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